Jade Budapest Xvii. Keruelet Sex Dating ❤️❤️

About Miskolc

Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but I swear, one chick said she’d only hook up if I barked like a dog—fuckin loco, right? Told her, “I’m Tony Montana, I don’t bark, I bite!” Sex-dating’s a trip, mang—half the time you laugh, half the time you wanna shoot somebody. “This is all we need,” Eve says—nah, I need a chica who don’t catfish me with 10-year-old pics. Stay real out there, or Tony’s comin’ for ya—say hello to my little friend!

Just when I think the day can’t get better, I get a text from my buddy. He’s like, “Let’s hit up the local pub later.” I’m in! So, I grab a few more snacks from the market, head home, and get ready.